Kelpie College

Move Your Fishing Boat!

A sailing vessel near shore.

Would the owner of the above boat please remove it as it's blocking Pict Harbour? If the flotilla of dignitaries can't dock, we'll have to get the Coastguard to tow it away and sink it at sea.

Tsar Awards

A Tsar, some stars, and a skyline, all in red and silver.

Are you a Tsar? Get your chance to vote for your candidate so that a secret committee can make the final decision for you in the 2007 Tsar Awards!

Formed from the remains of Celt and Pict Colleges in 2005, after the Great Flood of 1999 had subsided into the General Sogginess of 2003.

Pict College logo, with a blue-painted mask with red nose and green eyes. + Celt College logo, with a some green spirals. = Kelpie College logo, some green spirals with a blue-painted mask with red nose and green eyes.

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