Kelpie College
Move Your Fishing Boat!
Would the owner of the above boat please remove it as it's blocking Pict Harbour? If the flotilla of dignitaries can't dock,
we'll have to get the Coastguard to tow it away and sink it at sea.
Tsar Awards
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Formed from the remains of Celt and Pict Colleges in 2005, after the Great Flood of 1999 had subsided into the General Sogginess of 2003.
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